On August 30th, Gaijin Dantai (that is my Japanese comedy group for those of you who don't keep up) performed at a cafe in Jiyuu ga Oka. Here is a clip of our Encore performance that anyone can enjoy no matter what language they speak.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Illegally blogging while boss is at lunch!!!
OK, so I have a bit of time, cuz have nothing to do and the boss is at lunch, so here is: This Week's Adventures in Engrish Resume-land
They just don't stop...
I learned international relations in the topic of fair trade and new clear power issues.
**That is how we can get people to accept nuclear power, change the name to “new clear,” sounds like something fun!**
Course especialist in Electronic machine science
Even though my major was Economics, I was more interested in English class.
**Cool…why is this on your resume?**
・Plan the interesting stuff for the woman through the internet business.
・Provide excellent clerical support for corporate stuff
** stuff= not a good word to use in a resume...**
I am to marry soon.(next month or later)
**“Once I get a fiancé…”**
Managed a data-modeling and client’s requirement definition project in a managerial consolidated accounting area for a non-life insurance company.
**so…is that insurance for dead people, in case they come back to life?**
QUALIFICARIONS & SKILLSFluent in English (TOEIC980, TOEFL600)
**No, NOT fluent in English!**
Bilingual Desktop Support
1: 2.5 years of helpdesk in world top 5 PC maker.
2: Fluent English & native Japanese.
3: High quality customer support.
4: Quick learner of new technology.
5: 2500 yen/h or 5 million/y.
6: early birds catch the worm!
**Only #6 is funny, but I thought the build up is important. FYI in Japanese he says ⑥できるだけ朝早く始まる仕事 (Want a job that starts early in the morning, if possible.) OK Japan, please stop trying to use idioms if you don't understand the meaning, thanks.**
They just don't stop...
I learned international relations in the topic of fair trade and new clear power issues.
**That is how we can get people to accept nuclear power, change the name to “new clear,” sounds like something fun!**
Course especialist in Electronic machine science
Even though my major was Economics, I was more interested in English class.
**Cool…why is this on your resume?**
・Plan the interesting stuff for the woman through the internet business.
・Provide excellent clerical support for corporate stuff
** stuff= not a good word to use in a resume...**
I am to marry soon.(next month or later)
**“Once I get a fiancé…”**
Managed a data-modeling and client’s requirement definition project in a managerial consolidated accounting area for a non-life insurance company.
**so…is that insurance for dead people, in case they come back to life?**
QUALIFICARIONS & SKILLSFluent in English (TOEIC980, TOEFL600)
**No, NOT fluent in English!**
Bilingual Desktop Support
1: 2.5 years of helpdesk in world top 5 PC maker.
2: Fluent English & native Japanese.
3: High quality customer support.
4: Quick learner of new technology.
5: 2500 yen/h or 5 million/y.
6: early birds catch the worm!
**Only #6 is funny, but I thought the build up is important. FYI in Japanese he says ⑥できるだけ朝早く始まる仕事 (Want a job that starts early in the morning, if possible.) OK Japan, please stop trying to use idioms if you don't understand the meaning, thanks.**
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